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Friday, January 23, 2009
Butt Dust!
What is Butt Dust???
What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much! that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'
BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice
again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant.. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
Make sure you pass this one on and spread the smiles....
Got a kick out of this! I would try and pick out my favorite, but I'd probably list about 5!!!
ENJOY!
What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much! that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'
BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice
again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant.. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
Make sure you pass this one on and spread the smiles....
Got a kick out of this! I would try and pick out my favorite, but I'd probably list about 5!!!
ENJOY!
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Gold Digger - HAHAHA!
Hey Ladies - This is actually pretty funny :0
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Brittney *Melton*
I would love to see your answers - so the more - the merrier. Just make sure you comment on here that you did it, so I can come see what happened with your songs :)
I would love to see what people come up with!!!
Thanks for playing :)
INSTRUCTIONS
1. Put your iPod or other music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got this from.
Enjoy.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
The Best Song Ever - Chris Rice
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Sunshine and Summertime - Faith Hill
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Famous People - Brad Paisley
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Home - Katharine McPhee
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
I am Strong in the Lord - The Smith Band
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Stupid Girls - Pink
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
How Love Should Be - Tyler Hilton
WHAT IS 2+2?
Time Marches On - Tracy Lawrence
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Baby Won't you Come Home - Jon Randall
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Back When - Tim McGraw
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Yo Solo Se Que Solo No Se Nada - Jeremias (hahaha - WHAT???)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Let It Out - Pillar
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Independent - Webbie
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Symbol in my Driveway - Jack Johnson
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
I Do - Paul Brandt
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Make a Way - Natalie Grant
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Live Your Life - T.I.
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Captivated - Shawn McDonald
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
There and Back Again - Chris Daughtry
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Senorita - Los Lonely Boys (again - WHAT???)
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Turn It Up - Josh Gracin
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Dreamer - Chris Brown
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Home of the Blues - Joaquin Pheonix
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
In Deux Time - Deux Process
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Show You Love - Jars of Clay
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Champion - Queen Latifah
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
If French Fries Were Fat Free - Alan Jackson
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Feeling a Moment - Feeder
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Gold Digger - Kanye West (hahaha - oh gees)
1. Put your iPod or other music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got this from.
Enjoy.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
The Best Song Ever - Chris Rice
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Sunshine and Summertime - Faith Hill
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Famous People - Brad Paisley
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Home - Katharine McPhee
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
I am Strong in the Lord - The Smith Band
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Stupid Girls - Pink
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
How Love Should Be - Tyler Hilton
WHAT IS 2+2?
Time Marches On - Tracy Lawrence
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Baby Won't you Come Home - Jon Randall
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Back When - Tim McGraw
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Yo Solo Se Que Solo No Se Nada - Jeremias (hahaha - WHAT???)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Let It Out - Pillar
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Independent - Webbie
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Symbol in my Driveway - Jack Johnson
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
I Do - Paul Brandt
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Make a Way - Natalie Grant
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Live Your Life - T.I.
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Captivated - Shawn McDonald
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
There and Back Again - Chris Daughtry
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Senorita - Los Lonely Boys (again - WHAT???)
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Turn It Up - Josh Gracin
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Dreamer - Chris Brown
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Home of the Blues - Joaquin Pheonix
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
In Deux Time - Deux Process
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Show You Love - Jars of Clay
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Champion - Queen Latifah
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
If French Fries Were Fat Free - Alan Jackson
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Feeling a Moment - Feeder
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Gold Digger - Kanye West (hahaha - oh gees)
Monday, January 19, 2009
Not much...
Not much is going on right now. I know that will change REALLY soon as we have 4 months and 4 days (I can't believe it!) to go.
I know pretty soon we'll need to go look for the guys some tuxes. I'm working on our wedding invitations over email. My save the dates should be coming in soon and I hope they look good! :)
I spent this weekend camping and 4-wheeling and I'm exhausted! I had fun, but I'm just glad to be home! I am working today... so wish I actually COULD be home.
I'm going to be helping the FMIL this weekend in choosing a dress.
Another fun thing is that one of my brother's friends (senior in high school) wants me to take her pictures! how fun is that :) I contacted someone that's getting married in July that I know and was curious to know if she had a photographer. She did not and wanted to know what my rates were. Not that it's official, but it would be pretty exciting :)!!!
I'll post pics of my invitation details as they come in. Right now it's just in the planning stage.
If you'd be praying for D (my fiance). He's been trying to find a job, as I know many are, and is not having a very good time with it. We'd really appreciate anything!
these are pics that I took right when we left last night from camping/4 wheeling. How beautiful is our PAINTER!!!
Brittney *Melton*
I know pretty soon we'll need to go look for the guys some tuxes. I'm working on our wedding invitations over email. My save the dates should be coming in soon and I hope they look good! :)
I spent this weekend camping and 4-wheeling and I'm exhausted! I had fun, but I'm just glad to be home! I am working today... so wish I actually COULD be home.
I'm going to be helping the FMIL this weekend in choosing a dress.
Another fun thing is that one of my brother's friends (senior in high school) wants me to take her pictures! how fun is that :) I contacted someone that's getting married in July that I know and was curious to know if she had a photographer. She did not and wanted to know what my rates were. Not that it's official, but it would be pretty exciting :)!!!
I'll post pics of my invitation details as they come in. Right now it's just in the planning stage.
If you'd be praying for D (my fiance). He's been trying to find a job, as I know many are, and is not having a very good time with it. We'd really appreciate anything!
I'll leave you with these:
these are pics that I took right when we left last night from camping/4 wheeling. How beautiful is our PAINTER!!!Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Girls...
I have GOT to get on it... I have not worked out but once in the last 2 weeks!!!
I have a gym membership, but I just cannot get up to go do it... I find other excuses. Please give me some advice on what to do???
I want to be healthy most of all, but I also would love to look my best on the BIG DAY!
Brittney *Melton*
I have a gym membership, but I just cannot get up to go do it... I find other excuses. Please give me some advice on what to do???
I want to be healthy most of all, but I also would love to look my best on the BIG DAY!
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Productive Day
FAR different from yesterday...
I accomplished A LOT!!!
You know my list from the other day? and yesterday?
Well... now it looks like this:
I'm working on my photography business... but wanted to do more with it this morning!oil change- cake topper (i need to still call the cake lady about sizes)
- guest book
- ring bearer pillow (which my mema might make)
- flower girl basket
We looked at wedding shoes and still have yet to find me one that is comfortable and cute... I would LOVE peep toe-d shoes!save the dates - which I'm TRYING to wait until the end of the week to order. I've entered into a contest to win some... so, just crossing my fingers :)I won custom garters for my wedding, so I need to email her about what i'd like...what do you think?more traditional - ivory/blue (something blue) or should I get something Tech?
☑ ordered my shoes
☑ ordered my save the dates :) - which should be here in about 2-3 weeks...
☑ created my custom garter with Julianne
☑ changed my oil - hey, it's something :)
☑ created package prices for all my senior portraits coming up!!!
... now, can I be productive tomorrow and go grocery shopping? that is the question...
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
To do - Today
Today... I meant* to do a lot this morning... but, when you go to bed at 3am - that's right - 3am, a lot doesn't get done.
I wanted to go to yoga... but let's go ahead and cross that off and put it on for Friday.
I PLANNED* on fixing up my save the dates and actually ORDERING them! I was holding off because I was hoping to "win" them. ok, should I go with magnets or postcards? I was originally thinking magnets... but then, everyone on my guest list wouldn't necessarily receive one. Just those that I know would love one...
I also planned on getting ORGANIZED... my mom gave me a journal/calendar for Christmas that I plan on using this year. I wrote lists upon lists last night (at work) in this journal to help me out. Gotta keep it up!
I'm working on my photography business... but wanted to do more with it this morning!
uhhh... also, I planned on eating lunch... but that did not happen... needless to say, I'm hungry and going to eat now :)
I PLAN - later tonight - to order wedding shoes I found :) fun!
I PLAN on seeing these movies soon :)
Brittney *Melton*
I wanted to go to yoga... but let's go ahead and cross that off and put it on for Friday.
I PLANNED* on fixing up my save the dates and actually ORDERING them! I was holding off because I was hoping to "win" them. ok, should I go with magnets or postcards? I was originally thinking magnets... but then, everyone on my guest list wouldn't necessarily receive one. Just those that I know would love one...
I also planned on getting ORGANIZED... my mom gave me a journal/calendar for Christmas that I plan on using this year. I wrote lists upon lists last night (at work) in this journal to help me out. Gotta keep it up!
I'm working on my photography business... but wanted to do more with it this morning!
uhhh... also, I planned on eating lunch... but that did not happen... needless to say, I'm hungry and going to eat now :)
I PLAN - later tonight - to order wedding shoes I found :) fun!
I PLAN on seeing these movies soon :)
Bride Wars = fun, cute, wedding-yWell... gotta keep it up... that is - DON'T go to bed at 3am anymore!!!
Seven Pounds = Will Smith = good movie :)
Marley & Me = cute
Yes Man = looks funny
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